happy april fools day!
yep had a pretty good attempt in tricking people!
heyyo! theres no school next week!
its jus been reported in the news lately!
the reason given that its april fools day!
LOL.
even got ppl call me to ask to confirm the details
like omg so stupid la!
but well it was jus pretty funny anyway!


band concert today!
well dun really know wad to post bout it.
but well yup jus okay la
as usual i fell asleep
:P




Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.


God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."


With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.


God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"


And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."